N.E.R.F.

I love the fact that for a few hours, there was this huge lull in Tumblr posts because we were all in a hot, stuffy room with balloons and music and heaps of food, enjoying ourselves

(via letsmeetinsg)

THE UNBIRTHDAY PARTY IS NEXT FRIDAY, 6:30 AT CASUAL POET

letsmeetinsg:

EVERYONE IS INVITED, NOT JUST SINGAPOREANS (AND MUST BRING $10)

THE THEME IS ‘WE ARE PEOPLE OF COLOUR’ (SO WEAR YOUR MOST COLOURFUL CLOTHES)

INSTRUMENTS ARE WELCOME, THERE WILL BE A CAMCORDER PRESENT

I’M VERY EXCITED AS YOU CAN TELL

RSVP HERE AND IF YOU DON’T HAVE FACEBOOK, JUST TELL ME OKAY?

OOF I NEARLY FORGOT TO PUT INFORMATION FOR CASUAL POET

If any of you can’t get your head around the directions to Casual Poet, we can arrange to meet at Chinatown MRT and walk there together. Not me though, I’ll be too busy prancing around Casual Poet and getting stuff ready.

More info about the Unbirthday Party...?

letsmeetinsg:

1. We don’t know the location yet, but I have e-mailed Casual Poet.

If any of you know a quaint, affordable place which is cool with us folk just kicking back and mingling and bringing catering, let me know!

2. Sab (hazardlights) and I (najmetender) thought of organizing it on the next Wednesday evening, but I’m open to making it on a day which is more suitable to everyone within the next week and a half (and make it possible for us to get the Tumblr merch as well)

3. I must let everyone know that to make the event possible, everyone will have to bring between 10 to 15 bucks to enjoy catering and the location as I am not a rich person. If I was rich, we would be having this party at the Maldives.

4. Oh look everyone it’s the Facebook Event Link :D

Spreading the word. I probably can’t be there, so you kids have fun!

Tumblr Mystery Night

Forgive the late posting, but my net’s been down. See y’all tomorrow!

letsmeetinsg:

Just to update on everyone who hasn’t heard:

Hey y’all!

Okay so I met up with sabzolkifi and readmysoul to discuss the details of the Tumblr Meetup which will take place THIS FRIDAY at CASUAL POET.

The theme of the party will be Murder Mystery.

A gruesome death will happen (very conveniently) on the day of the Tumblr Meetup and the Murderer must be revealed by the end of the evening!

What happens is that as soon as people RSVP, they will be assigned a character who is related to the poor victim and will receive one clue they can reveal and one clue they must conceal.

If possible, come in character! You must be willing to play the part!

No one, including us, will know who the murderer or the detective is.

For more information or if I didn’t make sense at all in the post, please e-mail me at najmahsalam@gmail.com!

AND

An update.

I am the unfortunate deceased, a very popular and obnoxious celebrity blogger who died a gruesome death.

In life, I had all the charm of a wet sponge but still managed to draw people to my blog with dimwitted ramblings and pictures of food I ate at expensive restaurants.

Everyone who comes to the party has their own motives to kill me, but only ONE is the murderer.

I will mostly float around, giving clues that may or may not be false. Ask me the right question and I may give you the right answer. (OooooOoOoOooooooo)

All who come will each receive a numbered packet with their character inside, a pen and a piece of paper.

By the end of the evening everyone must have filled out the piece of paper with the numbers and the corresponding characters. Whoever guesses the murderer and the relation of each character to me, the victim, wins!

And the deets are:

Wow I’m getting quite a response guys!

This is brilliant! The more people the merrier and the kookier characters I can come up with the mix up the plot. Muahaha! If we have more people I can add in weapons… hee hee hee!

Alright so what I can finalise is:

This Friday. Casual Poet. 3pm - 8pm.

Set?

I’ll be making the reservations ASAP but if they can’t give us that time I’ll think of something else but tentatively, that is the plan y’all. Keep yourselves free!

Also, should I be giving you guys characters before the day itself so that we can all come in appropriate costume? Tell me what you think. I’ve enabled comments!

ARE YOU READAYYYYYY??!!!!

Everyone must be damn on, okay?

Hey

I’m writing this now because I don’t know if I will have the time tomorrow. On Thursday I will be entering the Singapore Armed Forces, the start of my two years of compulsory conscription. I am among the last of my peers around my age to do so; many friends have recently completed their two years. I’ve heard the tales and the complaints and even the rare thanksgivings, and I’ve gotten bored of them, they have become mundane, as if I have already served my time, but now I feel strangely unprepared.

It goes without saying — and what an odd figure of speech, because it obviously needs saying — that I won’t be here on the interwebs so much, moving crap from one dark corner to another, occasionally adding to the trail of garbage that you feed on so uncomplainingly.

So, to followers old and new, and friends who read this shit everyday even though they don’t understand the internet or Tumblr or what the deal is with funny pictures of cats:

I’ll see you when I see you.

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Should now hide the follower count on all your tumblrs, not just the primary one (e.g. group tumblrs that you manage). Get it here. If you’d like to only hide the follower count on your main tumblr, stick to the old script.

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